When an unlikely pair, the three-tailed, fifteen minutes-old Jizzy and the three day-old, wise yet geriatric Splooge, find themselves adrift in the female anatomy, they decide they must band together in their quest for insemination. Along their (e)mission, the duo encounter incredible obstacles, meet wacky characters, and contend with the meaning of life...all the while setting it into motion. Produced by the award-winning Two Chairs Theatre Co., The Sperm Play is an uproarious, birds-and-the-bees tale that forgoes the stork and ventures beyond the cabbage patch.