Annoyance Variety Hour

COME ONE COME ALL TO THE GREATEST SHOW CHICAGO HAS TO OFFER!
Featuring a cavalcade of amazing performances you won't see anywhere else, from magicians to musicians to comedians to circus acts, we have it all. And the best part of all? You have a chance to win a FREE BEER! The only thing you'll regret is that you hadn't come and seen it sooner!