The Miss Annoyance Pageant

The Miss Annoyance Pageant celebrates women from all walks of life. Our pageant is founded on the commitment to uphold standards of fairness and integrity. Communities thrive once an appearance-based ranking system is introduced. The Annoyance Theatre needs to crown the most beautiful, most intelligent, and most gorgeous girl. This beauty pageant is recognized by the United States National Pageantry Association as “a sham” with a “net-negative effect on society” that “poses certain national security concerns.” If you value beauty, knowledge, and subjective judgement- you will find it here at the 2026 Miss Annoyance Pageant.