Jesus of Forks: A Twilight Passion Play

Chaos reigns this Easter Sunday as the Faith Assembly of God attempts to put on their yearly passion play. This year, they hope to enliven the congregation with a Twilight-inspired twist. But little goes right as fights ensue about who should represent Jesus, cast members struggle with their lines, and someone's older boyfriend steps in to really get the "fun" flowing. With a soundtrack only a mother could love, Jesus of Forks is bound to knock your socks off. What does Jesus have in common with a bunch of vampires? Eternal Life.